Friday, April 27, 2012

People Say the Darndest Things

Auto mechanic who was replacing some sort of bolt that holds the tire on. ((Apparently these are pretty important))

Me: "Thank you so much for being so quick!"

Mechanic: "Well, I was trying to hurry because, well, you know..." *makes gesture indicating a large stomach*

Me: "Oh! Well, we still have several weeks to go. I don't think she'll be here anytime soon."

Mechanic: "You look worse than that."

Me: Blink, blink. 

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Female clerk at the pizza place: "You're still driving?"

Me: "Pardon?"

Female clerk at the pizza place: "That pregnant, how do you fit? Can you see over the wheel"

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Head/desk. Really people? Just don't. Don't even try. If you can't find something nice to say, DON'T SAY ANYTHING!

I will laugh on the inside and then put you on the internet.

1 comment:

  1. Oh my goodness. I forgot about the people who think the baby is about to "pop" out who are surprised when you say you've got a few more weeks. Haha.

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